We all know, I think, that a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable. It’s the sort of amazing fact printed on cereal boxes to amuse and entertain children with very low standards. The distinction is, so I fuzzily recall, that fruit are part of reproduction, whereas a vegetable is any other botanical bit we eat ... The plot, however, thickened when I was cutting up strawberries ... and idly wondered what the hell they were, since the seeds were on the outside ... I was prepared for a shock, but not the magnitude of what I actually found.

Schrodinger's Kitten: The Fruit is a Lie